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Frank Zappa quotes and sayings

Musician | Born: December 21, 1940 - Died: December 4, 1993
Frank Zappa motivational quote : Frank Zappa was one of the gods of the Czech underground, I thought of him as a friend. Whenever I feel like escaping from the world of the Presidency, I think of him.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : There will never be a nuclear war; there's too much real estate involved.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : Why should I smile when I'm sitting here with you?
Frank Zappa motivational quote : Don't mind your make-up, you'd better make your mind up.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : Well Mike, I'm abnormal.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : If classical music is the state of the art, then the arts are in a sad state.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : Her head is full of bubbles, her nose is petite, she looks like she never gets nothing to eat.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : The last election just laid the foundation of the next 500 years of Dark Ages.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : Ever try to have a conversation with someone on drugs? It just doesn't work.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : My English teacher, he's like, he's like Mr. Bu-fu.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : Elmore James only knew one lick, but you had the feeling that he meant it.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
Frank Zappa motivational quote : Tighten my headband for an extra rush.