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Jon Stewart quotes and sayings

Entertainer | Born: November 28, 1962
Jon Stewart motivational quote : It's a wonder our country doesn't implode.
Jon Stewart motivational quote : I have a lot of hostility.
Jon Stewart motivational quote : I only find out where countries are when we start bombing them.
Jon Stewart motivational quote : What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastrophrack. I just coined that, didn't I?
Jon Stewart motivational quote : Hugh Jackman is an Adamantium-laced Fred Astaire.
Jon Stewart motivational quote : Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
Jon Stewart motivational quote : What I like to do is come in, write the entire program and treat my staff to hot stone massages.
Jon Stewart motivational quote : By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.
Jon Stewart motivational quote : Don't censor yourself to comfort their ignorance.
Jon Stewart motivational quote : And try as I might, I am having difficulty giving a f**k.
Jon Stewart motivational quote : As a comedian, as a person, as a citizen, as a mammal - in all of those areas, I am looking forward to the end of the Bush administration with every fiber of my being.
Jon Stewart motivational quote : In whose delusional mind is democracy made 'better' by allowing wealthy people to control more of it?