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Kevin Hearne quotes and sayings

Novelist | Born: December 9, 1970
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : I hoped you would consider it seriously instead of laughing at it.' 'Mr. Chamkanni said much the same thing in bed the first night home from the hospital.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : But now that she was my apprentice, every such thought caused a guilty twitch in my neck, as if someone had dropped a sleek, stinky ferret there. Guilt ferrets are bastards.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : The tendency of modern American women to exclaim 'Hiiiiiiiiiiii!' in soprano octaves and hug each other upon sight can be disconcerting to those unfamiliar with it.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : She didn't go all fangirl on anyone, but I suspect that's only because none of them bore the slightest resemblance to Nathan Fillion.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : Bring it,muthafuckas.Bring it.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : I didn't respond, because naked people never win arguments.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : Gods can screw anything and anybody. For reference, see history. Atticus O'Sullivan.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : They'll have to bring in Mulder an' Scully, because there ain't no CSI on the planet that'll ever be able to explain this.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : Silly dark elves. Earth is for Druids.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : That's right, there's free beer in Irish paradise. Everyone's jealous.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet!" Oberon.
Kevin Hearne motivational quote : I had privately changed 'This, too, shall pass' into 'You, too, shall die'.