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Sarah Silverman quotes and sayings

Comedian | Born: December 1, 1970
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : I know how to write. So I am not totally at the mercy of filmmakers, but it's not a bad point.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're too resentful to do it.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : I'd rather have a girl exposed to me than 25 women in prom dresses vying for a stranger.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : If I don't do stand-up for two weeks, I get freaked out.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : I think fake boobs have done great things for real boobs. I think people finally appreciate real boobs. People like real boobs. I do. I also enjoy the fact that they are life-nourishers.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : Earlier in my career, I was really tight, really together, and knew who I was and I was confident. I kind of feel in between now.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : If I have kids, I'll adopt.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : Much like the pro-lifers, I believe in protecting the child - when she's being forced to have a baby at 14.
Sarah Silverman motivational quote : My growing up years, we watched 'Happy Days,' every night. I don't know what was reruns and what was new.