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Trey Parker quotes and sayings

Artist | Born: October 19, 1969
Trey Parker motivational quote : I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't direct someone else's material. It would only be something totally original.
Trey Parker motivational quote : That was a misconception among a lot of people - that Mormons are polygamist. No, they're not. I mean they obviously have that in their history, and there are some fundamentalists.
Trey Parker motivational quote : No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about.
Trey Parker motivational quote : What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.
Trey Parker motivational quote : All the religions are super funny to me.
Trey Parker motivational quote : I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.
Trey Parker motivational quote : I was a big Broadway fan for a while.
Trey Parker motivational quote : You know what they say: You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks.
Trey Parker motivational quote : Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.
Trey Parker motivational quote : Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption.
Trey Parker motivational quote : I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.
Trey Parker motivational quote : I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister.
Trey Parker motivational quote : When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.