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Woody Allen quotes and sayings

Director | Born: December 1, 1935
Woody Allen motivational quote : Every success is built on the ability to do better than good enough. As you climb the ladder of success, be sure it's leaning against the right building. Eighty percent of success is showing up.
Woody Allen motivational quote : My heart says one thing. My head says another. Very hard to get your heart and head together in life.
Woody Allen motivational quote : Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
Woody Allen motivational quote : Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.
Woody Allen motivational quote : I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
Woody Allen motivational quote : I don't mind dying... as long as I don't have to be there when it happens.
Woody Allen motivational quote : I carry a bullet in my breast pocket. Once, a crazy evangelist threw a bible at me, which would have gone through my heart if it wasn't for the bullet.
Woody Allen motivational quote : Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Woody Allen motivational quote : I've had a very productive life. I've worked very hard, I've never fallen prey to depression. I'm not sure I could have done all of that without being in psychoanalysis.
Woody Allen motivational quote : There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
Woody Allen motivational quote : I feel about New York as a child whose father is a bank robber. Not perfect, but I still love him.
Woody Allen motivational quote : Every time you make a movie it's a new and different experience. You learn very little from the past. So, I'm a little bit better than I was when I first started.
Woody Allen motivational quote : I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it.