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Zach Braff quotes and sayings

Actor | Born: April 6, 1975
Zach Braff motivational quote : Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.
Zach Braff motivational quote : I'm not gay, but I'm still the kind of guy where, even though you have no chance, they still want to hang around me so you can get a good mental image and jerk off to me later.
Zach Braff motivational quote : That image is a couple different people's homes that I knew growing up.
Zach Braff motivational quote : Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
Zach Braff motivational quote : I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog.
Zach Braff motivational quote : There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
Zach Braff motivational quote : I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.
Zach Braff motivational quote : I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.
Zach Braff motivational quote : I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.
Zach Braff motivational quote : You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics.
Zach Braff motivational quote : You don't need an alarm clock when you sleep with 20 models a night, one of those broads'll figure out that they better make breakfast in bed or I'll kill all of them.
Zach Braff motivational quote : Sometimes Sarah Chalke starts to talk about Iraq or whatever and she gets all excited, like I actually give a crap what she's saying. Come on, she's a woman. But still, it's very cute.
Zach Braff motivational quote : I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?